#also wdym SMELL

[shapelytimber]

Randomly remembered 5 years ago in my former too big too empty not heated Aix en Provence apartment when I would boot up Skyrim w 250+ mods to stay warm #girltips

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Having fun dealing with possible neuropathy and looked up foods that helped with nerves cuz that's my options today. Among the things listed were salmon and blueberries, which I had on hand. So here I am. Dealing with things by eating some Pacific northwest bear meal I guess

[appreciatingtokrev]

anxiety so bad i started overthinking whether i can actually recognise fanart of characters i’ve known for over a decade in fear of tagging my posts incorrectly

[wooawi]

no it’s fine cause then he can use cigarettes to cope with the guilt he feels about hiding his drinking habit from marinette it’s fine.

adult adrien WILL be an alcoholic, nobody is convincing me otherwise

that is all

[angeltism]

my god I'm really so kyute . oh my goodness . djwogjaidjai why does nobun irl have any substantial physical attraction towards me . they all have shit taste don't they (like one person excluded bc I view him as a brother and don't want him to have that kind of attraction to me kyahaha)

[vernoniekiss]

jeon wonwoo headcannons

↬ teach you how to play the games he would play. make you sit in his lap and everything. personal instructor. sometimes he would let you win in games to see you smile :)

↬ forces mingyu to make you ramen when you’re hungry at night👍. doesn’t care whether mingyu is sleeping or not. you come first then mingyu. he always feel a twinge of guilt after but he’s not gonna admit that cause it’ll hurt his pride.

↬ would wear his headphones half on like only covering one ear cause the other ear needs to listen to whatever you’re talking about. would give you small hums here and there to let you know he’s still listening to you.

↬ would be willing to try anything new with you. you’re into art ?? nah wdym where is he going ??? he’s on his way to get every essential you need.

↬ MIDNIGHT WALKS 🗣️🗣️.

↬ love it when you wear his hoodies. like wdym you need to buy your OWN hoodies when you have his ?!?!! plus it’s very warm and bonus, smells like him

↬ loves to accompany you anywhere you go. he loves anywhere where you are. though if he's busy... it's fine he can do the work another time.

↬ love to do skincare with you regardless. yes, he will wear your silly pink headband to push his hair away from his face. he will also be a skincare enthusiast.

↬ ALWAYS stares at you. even from afar. when he's conversing with someone else, his eyes would immediately flicker to you once in a while or always.

↬ is your saviour in situations where you are uncomfortable. he's very attentive after, making sure you are 100% alright before he can move on.

↬ a pouty baby on the inside when you don't give him any kisses. literally lives on your kisses.

↬ takes photos of you 24/7 whether it is using his phone or his camera. you can bet that more than half his storage is pictures of you. can always count on him for taking pictures at every moment.

↬ also a tease... learns from jeonghan of course. "awh my baby wants a kiss hm :((( ?". the damn smirk of his.

[yyawnjun]

hello! hehe can i req how piwon would act with s/o who have lower body temperature on average? like wydm you're shivering... it's autumn. tqvm babe!!!! 😆

PIWON with a s/o who has lower body temperature on average

AYY!! first piwon ask, it felt so special, tysm for requesting it. I hope I get it right, like his s/o is actually" feel the cold"(tell me if I didn't get it, I will change and rewrite). I hope you will like it <3 ; I also wrote hcs for the first timee, how are we feeling !!

fluff ; @sobun1est MY FAAAVVV PROOFREADER even during my phone cb </3 ; 1.7k wc ; @kflixnet

YOON KEEHO

☆ i feel he'd be confused at first, like wdym you mentioned that you needed to take your jacket when your going out during a SUMMER night for your date.

☆ if there would have been a little breeze, it should not have been THAT cold. anyway he remembered what you said, and when you were about to leave your place to go out for dinner he noticed that you didn't take your jacket.

☆ he was about to remind you, but he saw first HIS jacket lying on the sofa. so he opted to bring it…so you'd be forced to wear his

☆ even though you had warned him that you were more sensitive to the cold than the others bc of your low body temperature, he was still shocked when he noticed that you were starting to feel cold while you were walking near the sea.

☆ he was holding your hand and he noticed it getting colder, and you were shivering while looking for your coat.

☆ “were you looking for this” he'd say in the most cheesy tone ever while handing you his jacket

☆ you'd be confused at first bc you were searching YOURS.

☆ but then you'd accept it after realizing the sweet gesture, and he just laughs a bit, trying to be cool but internally feeling so proud while seeing you with his jacket!!!!

☆ I feel this would happen so many times that you'd just start always using his jackets instead of yours. they still smelled like him and reminded you of him, plus his style is fire; a total win for you (and for him)

☆ I also think that you'd have to remind him a few times about your low body temperature, and even so, he'd have trouble remembering, but it would become like a tradition for him to ALWAYS bring an extra jacket to give you 😭😭.

CHOI TAEYANG

☆ here me out. third date with theo, and you're sitting on a bench in a park. It's like late evening on an autumn day, so it was a bit colder than usual and a light wind was moving the leaves.

☆ while he was talking, you'd start shaking a bit, trying to keep it cool for as much as you can while doing your best to not look too mesmerized by the big jacket he was wearing.

☆ he had immediately noticed that your outfit was too light for the evening (but in your defense, it was too cute to be covered up!) but he hadn't said anything (except how pretty you looked)

☆ he would notice how cold you were, but he would also be quite cold because of the weather.... so in the first few minutes, he would be torn between offering you his jacket or not (you did not dare to ask him for it…)

☆ BUT IN THE END OFC HE GAVE IT TO YOU, without saying anything…just in time for you to not catch a cold.

☆(he would then feel guilty for doing it so late when you explained to him that bc of your lower temperature, you felt much more the cold,,)

☆ he would scold you a little because you were dressed too lightly!!!. and you needed to take care of yourself (otherwise, how could you have gone out on dates again!).

☆ but I promise he'd BLUSH so hard after hearing that you cared so much about your outfit for him that you choose it over your own good😭😭

☆ in the end, I also feel that it would be you two sharing his jacket on the bench (on one hand bc he wanted to be closer to you, on the other bc you needed more warmth!)

☆ and he was getting cold too, but he'd never admit it </3.

☆ it would be just the two of you, sharing the same jacket as a comforting warmth spread.

HWANG INTAK

☆ I feel intak would be the exact opposite of you

☆ he'd be like a warm heater all of the time. I think that just being around him would warm you up.

☆ and oh boy, how much he'd use this excuse to stay closer to you.

☆ “we need to sit next to each other! bc what if you start getting colder and we are far away” - cit intak after moving his chair next to yours in a romantic restaurant just bc he wanted to eat next to you.

☆ he'd be your personal giant hotpack 24/7, and when he isn't w you, he'd give you some of his hot packs/hoodies to use in case you needed

☆ how much he'd brag about your different "perception” of temperature. he would use this excuse to grab your hand ALWAYS, no matter if you were actually shivering or not

☆ like imagine you're mad at him, and hes just like a super sweet golden retriever that came closer to you and take your hand

☆ “otherwise you would be cold” he whispers while not looking at you.

☆ and HOW can you stay mad at him, while his hand is warming up yours and you two are walking together..and your gazes keep meeting..

☆ or imagine sharing a blanket with him during a cold winter; while watching TV you'd have not only the warmth from the cozy blanket but also from the heat of your boy!!

☆ (And I picture him wearing only a light shirt and short pants while being a heater for you without even noticing but LOVING the closeness to you).

CHOI JIUNG

☆ I feel he'd be the most WORRIED and so the most caring between all of them <3

☆ not only hotpack, but also scarfs, jackets, hats, etc. his backpack would always be so full of things to keep you warm anytime😭

☆ I can see him even find out about the “causes” and what he could do to help you in all situations; esp at first he'd keep asking how you wereand if you needed something

☆ imagine being at a party with jiung, maybe you were there with your friends now sitting somewhere while laughing and drinking

☆ and you suddenly feel something or someone putting his arms around your shoulders and his head on yours.

☆ “your face is cold” he said after kissing your cheeks. “wanna go home?” he'd ask you. and after you asked for five more minutes he'd RUN to bring you his jacket <3

☆ and the way he'd giggle and smile when he sees how helpful he is everytime.

☆ this boy would ended up forgetting to bring his own things to always have yours, and you'd force him to wear your sweaters

☆ and now you'd be the one giggling and smiling for his new style. <3

HAKU SHOTA

☆ silently helping you ALWAYS. I imagine it while you were waiting for the bus to come and you'd start shaking a little, maybe complaining out loud how cold the weather was getting

☆ the boy wouldn't wait a sec before taking you by the hand and bringing you to the nearest coffee shop. hot chocolate? hot tea? yes. you'd have that in front of you before you could even REALIZE where you were.

☆ “put some sugar, it will help to your temperature to come back to normal”

☆ I feel that in some magic way he'd already known that you were getting too cold outside. and no matter how important it was to take that bus, your health was more important anyway.

☆ and i feel he would start memorizing some coffee places to bring you in case you were out and you were feeling cold all of sudden.

☆ i am so sure he'd always have hot packs with the funniest decorations for you

☆ and he'd always remind you to bring your coats, you two would even have like one specific emoji and you'd just remember to bring it

☆ “we should hold hands, so mines can warm yours” he'd say naturally while taking your hand (and blushing a lot but w/o adding anything or looking at you)

☆ so you two would just start walking hand in hand, saying that it was for your own good!(And you and you have never denied this…)

KIM JONGSEOB

☆ I feel he'd find it funny how you were always cold while it was so hot outside. he’d tease you at first, "c’mon it's autumn and you are already so cold..this winter might be the end of you"

☆ but as soon as you'd take five minutes to explain him how the affects you the fact that have lower body temperature on average he'd feel bad for joking about it and he'd start taking you more seriously 😭

☆ still, it would take him a while to get used to it. and there would have been times when you two would be forced to run a bit bc you were starting to be really cold. and he had no other options other than “run a little to warm up”

☆ i can't stop picturing seob and his s/o while walking together during an early morning(maybe going to school together!!) and by chance seeing a cat on the street.

☆ you would immediately get closer to the cat and seob would follow. you two would slowly try to get closer to pet the cat and you'd magically succeed!! you two would start petting the cat and he would feel how cold your hands were.

☆ “yn are you cold?” he says while gently stocking your hands.

☆ and one slight nod was enough for him to take your hands and try to use his to warm you up. he would take your hands and caress them, while bringing them closer to his face to give you hot air and warm them up.

☆ and if this isn't enough he'd have the perfect idea after remembering how cats were able to warm themselves thanks to their fur.

☆ and now there is two options for how it goes

☆ OPTION ONE: he manages to take the cat and gently put it on your legs. so now you just sit with him next to you, while the warm of the cat would warm u up too <3

☆ OPTION TWO: you two would ended up running after that poor cat, and you would inevitability warm up bc of the run (run method never fails)😭

[oneforthemunny]

reader, fresh out of the shower and hair still dripping, walks into a room containing her Eddie... and drops her towel. their reactions?

janitor!eddie, bouncer!eddie, and hockey!eddie would drop to their knees with the towel lol. no matter how many times you do it, he's always going to have that reaction. just in complete awe and adoration. crawls on his knees towards you, nose diving into your pussy, pressing you up against the wall so he can devour you.

i feel like mafia!eddie, older!eddie, dom!eddie, boxer!eddie, and cowboy!eddie would all have the same reaction of just grinning, not moving from the bed, but sitting up. give a little, "c'mere," with a wide grin, patting their thigh, grabbing you when you come near and pulling you into them. grabbing all over you, hand slipping between your legs to rub at your clit while trying to shove their pants off.

rockstar!eddie and modern!eddie are in the bathroom with you, wdym? oh you think you're going to get one singular moment of peace? absolutely not. they're lover boys and also yappers to their core, and if they're not in the shower with you, they're talking to you. ranting about something. plus they know the second you get out, you're gonna be all soft and smell good from the products you use, and that's their weakness. they're not missing out on that. helps dry you off and then bends you over the vanity to rail you.

[pitsommelier]

One of the funniest things about transitioning is all of the things that have happened to my dick. Like wdym that it suddenly has a curve it never had before I transitioned, and it's wider in the middle now?? Oh, also, the obligatory smells like pussy now, etc etc.

[chiiyuuvv]

when &team has a crush on you

friend!&team x fem!reader 1.6k words

▸ 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺?

Kei ♥︎

Y'all are so oblivious STOPPPP. It was love at first sight yet y’all are too blind to see that, so you start having “lovers quarrels” (as the members like to call it)

Play fights with kei >>> he purposely takes an embarrassing photo of you and it ends with you chasing him around the house with a member sending you a side eye 🥹

Probably refers to you as the “mom.” (poor fuma) He's like, “guys be on your best behavior, mom's coming today!” “So that means you're the dad??” “Taki!!!” 

Has some moments when he zones out with a lil smile on his face, but never tells you why. “Oh, what are you grinning about this time?” “A time where your breath smelled better 😊” “gasps kei!!”

This is very specific but back to the whole mom thing- imagine you're cooking dinner for your kids and husband when suddenly kei comes up and back hugs you. You get flustered (obviously) so kei uses that opportunity to tease you when his ears are burning red but shhh shhh, we don't talk about that

Fuma ♥︎

Doesn't think much of it at first. You're the pretty girl that tags along with their adventures, nothing less nothing more. Until it hits him: He smiles more in your presence. Then he's like oh.. oh.. OHHHH 

Since he's older, I think he would be the most sane around his crush. Sure his heart might skip a beat when you share a smile, but he's not panicking on the inside like the other members. He has this chill, peaceful persona when he's with you

Unintentionally showers you with gifts. He gets you a necklace because it has all your favorite colors/shapes/etc. and you're just like “fuma, another one?! You already got me a headband” and he's like “oh yeah hehe 😅😅 still take this gift tho ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯”

Takes you on friendly dates when you first start talking. He likes you but he doesn't want to rush anything, so he uses that time to better understand you and vice versa

Takes candid photos of you during said dates. Loves seeing you in your natural state :)) you're like a sunflower to him, so bright and welcoming :( 

Nicholas ♥︎

Unconsciously plays with your hair during public gatherings

Not only with the hair thing, but would also find random excuses to touch you. Like grabbing your hand whilst walking through a crowd.. it isn't exactly necessary, but it is a pretty good excuse if I say so myself 🤷‍♀️

Also calls you cute no matter what you do!! You could be doing something random (like idk.. ordering food or smth) and all you hear in the background is nico’s iconic laugh followed by “kawaii” under his breath

This might be a bit of a stretch, but dare I say he has a nickname reserved just for you?? For example, sometimes he calls himself weno (which is stinking cute if you ask me) and last time I checked, no other person has called him that (besides his family most likely). Maybe that's a nickname only you can call him, as he might get weirded out/confused if the members call him that. (They would most likely tease him after discovering this very juicy information)

Probably the most in denial about his crush on you. Like no way, you're literally like a sister to him. Wdym his eyes sparkle whenever you talk? You're just delusional shush

Euijoo ♥︎

You're each other's comfort persons. Show one sign of discomfort, sadness, whatever, and he's already cheering you up (and vice versa!!)

You've probably known each other for the longest, so you hold a special place in his heart

Which is probably why he doesn't want to fall in love with you, because you're too valuable to lose. He's not going to risk your amazing friendship over his silly little feelings, if anything he's just gonna ignore it and go back to acting his usual euijoo self (note: don't do that)

Who knew that would be so hard :(( noticeably shy when you enter the room, his words stuck in his throat and his hands shaking while his eyes avoid yours at all cost. Why'd you have to look so pretty today? 

Gets so flustered when you compliment him. he's like “oh..” while looking away and biting back his smile, then you make eye contact and y'all just burst out laughing 🥹💔

Yuma ♥︎

Awkward.. he doesn't know how to act around you

He's super nonchalant at first, just yk.. tRyInG tO pLaY iT cOoL but stops because you aren't paying attention to him :((

Then he turns into his massive fluff ball but stops because 1) he doesn't normally act like that so it's weird.. 2) his liking towards you seems more obvious and 3) the members caught on after the second encounter and now they're teasing them (side note but I can definitely see the members (prob taki) using that as blackmail. Like oh, you won't do my chores?? I'll tell yn you like her >:))

So yuma opts to tease you. Turns into your #1 enemy that you just wanna strangle but you never do it because you'll go to jail he's kinda cute annoying you. Wait what??

But the cuteness is mutual since yuma loves seeing you flustered/angry. So it's a win win ig 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 

Jo ♥︎

Although he would be the quietest around his crush, I feel like he would have random bold moments around you

Like texting first when that's something you usually do, asking you out for lunch, touching you (consentfully); it's the random bold moments that not only shock you but himself

I think he would overthink his actions. Like when he gifted you some flowers, was he too obvious with his liking towards you? Did he not show enough interest in you? Still trying to figure out the line between too much and too little

I know I usually say “x members asks his hyungs for help” but I think Jo would avoid talking to someone about it 💀 doesn't want to get teased/that person accidentally spills the beans in front of you 

SOOOOO he keeps a journal that's just filled with you ;) writing about all his interactions with the love of his life you, random, super detailed drawings. It's his love diary :))

Harua ♥︎

If we're being completely honest you probably already had a crush on harua before he took interest in you. Or maybe that's just me……. Anyways

CUTIE PATOOTIE JUST STUFF HIM IN YOUR POCKET HES SO URGHHH 🥹🥹🥹

he'd be so CUTE around you with a side of shy (I'm writing this as I'm sobbing) probably goes out of his way to surprise you with flowers (or chocolates if you're on your period), or little treats and he's all like 😊😊 as he's giving them to you but in the inside he's HOLLERING

If you're a bestie of one of the members, suddenly harua’s pestering them on what you like, dislike, etc. because he needs to know all about you. He's like that SpongeBob meme “write that down write that down!!”

And he doesn't even deny that he has a crush on you 😭😭😭 the members like, “why do you want to know this?? Do you like her or smth?? /j” and harua's like, “yep! Now tell me more ✍️”

Taki ♥︎

I also think taki would be awkward around you, but he's painfully obvious 😭

He's the life of the party around his friends, just gets on the floor and starts doing the worm and then you walk in the room and he's like🧍‍♀️all of a sudden he's quieter than jo, which is strange because have you seen taki??

Do NOT touch the boy istg he will malfunction on the spot. He goes to calm to sweating to stuttering to he's avoiding your eyes to- he's a mess to say the very least

Gets so anxious when he's sitting next to you. Everything HAS to be perfect. No maki, you will not show her your weird trick. Stop leaning against the table nico. He'd send a (very scary) glance at the member and then they're like 😅😅 “anyways…”

Just a heads up, but you'd probably have to confess to the boy because he refuses. He'd talk to the members and he's all like “yeah I'm gonna talk to her, yeah I'm gonna rizz her up, i'm a rizz lord after all. 😎” and then you show up and he suddenly disappears. Where did he go??

Maki ♥︎

Compliments in German (an established trope in luneville) to tease you.. or because he feels shy to reveal his true feelings (winky winky)

Values his quiet time with you: meaningful talks, cuddling, holding each other's hands.. something that only couples do. So in the end, maki tends to overthink your actions. Why would you grab his hand out of the blue? Or change his name to “prince” or something of that nature? What are we?? <- something he asked himself a lot

Your name constantly leaves maki’s mouth no matter the conversation, which leaves the members feeling annoyed 😭 Like maki could be talking to kei about idk frogs and he's just like, “did you know yn-” “maki.” “..sorry.”

You guys most likely have a mutual favorite artist that you two rant about

Omg what if he confesses through your favorite song? Say your mutual fav artist releases a love song and one day maki sings it to you. He'd probably hold your hand and keep eye contact the entire time, then when the song is finished he'd kiss the said hand. WAIT AWW THATS SO CUTE

︴bonus! trying to get out of my writers block bc i wanna write so bad T_T SPEAKING OF WHICH i'm not ready to get back into solo works as of yet, so i've been using headcanons to ease me back into the mood. SOOO my requests will be open for more &team headcanon ideas (only &t bc xikers has a bunch)!! i'll probably write how &t confesses btw :3

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[forsaken-headcanons]

tw: child negect, child death, child abuse? idk bluudud is very underweight and c00lkidd is a fat baby <//3 c00lkidd has never touched an ipad in his life, but if he did........ ouh.... 007n7 just cant afford an ipad or anything beyond a phone for himself and thats probably one of hte oldest samsungs youve ever seen in your life bluudud is severely colorblind frmo bluuworld and struggles to actually register the color blue while other colors make his eyes burn autistic bluudud (and c00lkidd and pr3typriincess) so he cant understand if his chat is genuinely making fun of him or teasing </3 and hes slow as hell on jokes but he milks tf out of them by telling them to c00lkidd and pr3typriincess ("look up" "what???" poke "ha made you look up") (during being forsakened) c00lkidd is physically kept in a dark dirty room thats meant to be his but he cant take care of himself. so hes very dirty but also sensitive to light and smells along w regular sensory issues! so if he ever gets un-forsakened then he is COOKED </33 bluudud DID get hit by the car and THEN got bluuworld-ed?? so he constantly has a concussion and relies on bluuworld to live and if he somehow escaped he'd nearly instantly die to brain bleeds and second impact syndome. and he has a lopsided knee and weak legs in general! he has trouble breathingfrom broken ribs (along with asthma) which is why he coughs in his voicelines idk much abt pr3typriincess but it feels like she'd develop severe anxiety disorders and become super ocpd in the way that she physically and mentally CANNOT function unless everything is in the way she likes and she also became a huge control freak bluudud is very jealous of c00lkidd in general and subconsciously copies him... wdym im not giving bluudud self hatred wdym wdym!! also anemic bluudud and pr3typriincess probably feels spoiled and rude but its rly the only way she can cope also c00lkidd has diabetes and is only given insulin so he doesnt die... if spectre had a choice he would just suffer and stay alive without insulin!! 007n7 can barely look at c00lkidd without tearing up cause hes (1. dirty and malnourshed (2. suffering from stretched skin with a skin condition (3. diabetes is kicking his son's ass metphorically c00lkidd died in a carnival from a malfunctioned ride.. c00l carnival... also bluudud canonically died from a car crash and 118o8 (his mom) doesnt know,, idr know much abt pr3typriincess but maybe she drowned somehwere or suffocated from pi-non (or pi anon as its listed)

Good god so much angst for the kids...... :( I had the most concerned look while reading this

But also that's just the type of angst I like! The type that makes me scream internally for these characters!! ough

[chososcamgirl]

CLUBBING TOPS! - yeah this bitch goes partying EVERY weekend. also most weekdays bc sjap yn has a high alcohol tolerance. alcohol poisoning? never heard of her. these tops do it every. single. time. without fail. she wears any one of these slutty tops and she’s going home with a man. this girl has a mission! (and no it’s not to sleep with every dj that plays ayesha erotica for her. looks at megumi) don’t be fooled though she’s always down to share her clothes with maki or nobara bc she’s a girls girl (not rlly but she just loves her friends so much) she once caught panda trying to put her tank studio top one once and LOST IT. she started screaming at him that he already stretched it and he needs to buy her a new one… whole time the material was just stretchy she just wanted another one in a different colour (bc why would she pay $120 for a top when panda can!)

ACCESSORIES! - yn is a silver girl BY FAR. you’ll always catch her leaving with one if not all of these. she basically lives in hoops. showers in them, sleeps in them (i know that back piece is smells NASTY) she lives off the quote “the bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe”. MARC JACOBS FRIENDSHIP NECKLACE!!!! (yes i might’ve based this off me and my bff irl ok burn me) she has one on but the real question is who has the other? hint starts with p and ends in anda. but don’t be silly there’s no duos or trios cough yes cough in the group. they all have matching necklaces for eachother bc they couldn’t find a 4 friendship way necklace laugh out loud. she just prefers the marc jacobs one bc it makes her feel superior. CLIPS!!!!! yes she’s a sucker for cute hair clips arrest her. you will never see her with flyaways nah uh.

WHATS IN HER BAG! - her most prized possession… miss miu miu… she got it from the group for her 19th birthday (yes they all were broke afterwards and dine and dashed dinner but hey! can u blame them, that shit is expensive) and in so called expensive bag is ALWAYS a sonny angel. yes he does bring her good luck. the only time she forgot to put a sonny angel in her bag was when she got harassed via imsg.. sound familiar? this bitch vlogs EVERY MOMENT of her life. she has a secret youtube account where she posts her cute little city vlogs of her and her friends. she doesn’t expect it to go viral but it does shortly after she debuted man eater. one time she was at dinner and forgot her handy cam so she called her friend at home to come pick her up, drop her at home to grab her handy cam and then drop her back to dinner which she arrived shortly after her food did (wdym this isn’t a personal experience… heh… i lied sorry bff) and lastly her infamous pink hello kitty lighter. for blunts. and cigarettes occasionally. but mainly blunts.

TEES! - these are just some of the tops she would wear on air. the listeners can’t see her anyways but she loves to dress cute because it makes her feel good doing so. she was always so expressive via fashion because it’s illegal to kill somebody you hate crowd boos

BOTTOMS! - yeah so this bitch basically lives in mini skirts and booty shorts. no mind that her ass is out she refuses to wear pants. on the rare occasion she DOES wear pants it’s usually just bootcut jeans that flare at the end because it makes her ass look good.

OUTERWEAR! - she loooveesssss her jackets like she adores them. cold? putting on a jacket. being harassed? putting on a jacket legs are freezing due to said mini skirt? putting on a jacket. such a multi use piece of clothing! also comes in handy to choke out roommates when they eat your leftovers from the night before! oops!

SHOES! - this girl only wears two types of shoes. heels or knee high boots. nevermind that we are going to the beach she WILL pull up with kitten heels. but who needs the beach when clubbing is just as fun right? she does everything in heels. cook, work, griddy, kick a guy in the dick for groping her? you name it. put this bitch in 5 inch stilettos and she would still would NOT falter once not even stumble. she is a pro and actually needs to be considered for the olympics because that footwork technique is impeccable.

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BIM BAM BOOM what about bff trio!Lilia & Idia x f!reader, with romantic tension and petty jealousy, with a reader who's as much of a chaotic cheerful extrovert as Lilia (because the idea of Idia's favorite people all being his shut-in nightmare is hilarious, and the bat needs a bff to match his energy and go on adventures - and drag Idia along)

If you have the time and energy, perhaps a before and an after "you're musclered/gloomurai???>reveal" parts, for the shift in their respective relationships with reader and each other (more/less snark, judgment and rivalry...)?

I understand this is a big ask, if it's too much feel free to ignore this! Thanks for sharing your writing, have a nice day~

I’ve been plotting on this 😈@bju3c0re

BSF!Idia really is,, Something, once he warms up to you. It’s already rare for him to reach out online, nevermind speaking to a 3D “g-g-girl 🤯”.. He thinks a lot about the alternate reality where your wifi was a touch worse and you couldn’t join that first vc- of course he’s grateful for your friendship and all the ‘wise advice’ you dole out (“just pop a tidepod bro”), but you’re SCARY!! So, NO, he can’t handle meeting up yet :( But aren’t you just nice enough to wait, though? For him? If he was given the chance to go back in time.. He’d fall for you in every universe, even if you only ever see him as another raid buddy <\3

BSF!Idia knows better than anyone else that you’ve got him on a short leash- but do you really have to show it off to Musclered? Out of everyone on the web? He’s tired of third wheeling your campaigns, hearing your hushed laugh over HIS mic once you meet up or how you act all surprised getting a gift from the guy who should’ve been your fav.. That kind of happiness is supposed to be his, you were his friend first,, Once he writes a text good enough to trick you into loving him, he’s sure he’ll NEVER feel jealous again!! (Isn’t security like the only meta buff relationships get? WDYM NO?) Despite the horror show he’s sure your first meeting’ll be, he can appreciate the hypothetical benefits of meeting you IRL- seeing you, touching you, smelling and just.. Taking you in. He’s bidding his time for anything scandalous (BOO! hand holding >:0), but in the meantime he’s just peachy getting to grind as a duo, so long as you are <3

BSF!Lilia’s never been your friend, duo, or partner. He’s just,, A guy you’re weirdly into online, and he wouldn’t have it any other way!! He wants you to pine and get all needy at the sound of his voice- because he’s just as shameless… Straight up nasty with how hard his knuckles strain against his phone at the prospect of being your only gamer friend, but of course his dream gets crushed by some noob :/ It’s very much a cat fight for your attention between the two, and you know it’s toxic, but what’s the point of being chronically online if you’re not indulging in pointless drama?

BSF!Lilia is obsessed with you, in the sense that your relationship is entirely parasocial- PLEASE vent about your day and let him comment on allllll the freshmen he knows and hates, that’s what he’s here for! He’s also, like, the worst with advice to a comical degree.. Whether he’s giving or taking, do NOT trust anything he’s saying, because he DOES use his loveable face to lie to you on the daily. Send help. It’s gotten to the point where even Idia (yknow,, Master of all things ‘people’) can’t tell the difference, and the three of you spend hours more on call looking for ‘secret loot’ because your old man is a lonely little fibber </3 It’s still Lilia, so his pranks are never really gone, but he’ll straighten right out if you’ll say that he’s your favourite.. Even if it’s just as the villain in your story <3

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Hi I seen you want a request sooooo...can I request for tmnt 2012 turtle bros reacts to their fem s/o letting her hair down for the first time and starting blushing at the sight.

I already wrote a draft for this but Tumblr decided to gaslight me so sorry if thus comes out later then expected :’>

Gn!reader no warnings except for swearing

Letting down your hair for the first time -2012 turtles-

Leader in blue

Ok so, picture this: it’s late at night in the lair and you convinced your boyfriend to watch the reboot of SpaceHeroes even though it revealed to be absolute garbage after 15 minutes of screenplay. This is one of the many reasons why you love Leo so much, he can be so versatile.

Wanna workout until you collapse on the floor? Alright, he’ll help you afterwards. Wanna go stargazing? He’s already got the keys of the turtle tank. Wanna sit down and bitch? He’s getting the snacks and sitting down at the table.

And when you asked to watch something and cuddle, he did what he does best:make you happy. So there you two were, cuddled up like disgustingly cheesy lovebirds as chuckles and occasional criticism of the shitty show could be heard fairly. Despite enjoying this night, you couldn’t help but feel your eyelids get heavy and it didn’t take you too much time to start yawning until you realized you should just give up and crash. It wasn’t new how you would rest your head on the ninja’s shoulder…but what WAS new was the horrible pressure from your hairtie. With very little to no patience you decided to lift your head, let down your hair and toss the annoying hairtie somewhere on the couch so that you could be comfortable.

Now, you were much too tired to look, but if you did you would have seen the greenest shade of green on Leonardo’s cheeks.

How could you look so beautiful? Was it allowed to be so attractive even when sleepy, with messy hair and a slightly smudged t-shirt? He didn’t know. What he knew was that he felt so so so lucky to have someone like this by his side.

And also that he should let you sleep in peace, that too.

The brawn

Training with Raphael always had its quirks…it was a totally different experience everytime and that’s, partially, what made it so fun and stimulating.(other than having an excuse to see his sweaty muscles). Today was no different. You were in the dojo and had just finished warming up, deciding to grab your weapons.

He grabbed his beloved sai’s and you went with Donnie’s old plastic bō he used for training sessions. Once you were all set up, the session began.

Feeling yourself, you chose to give it your all and went for direct action. The turtle was somehow able to see it coming last minute and deflect your attack by swiftly deviating the staff from his trajectory to somewhere else. Had he done this with his hands, there wouldn’t have been any issues, but the sharp triple points on the sai managed to grab the end of your braid and tear open the tape holding it together, causing the braid to come undone. Now behind Raphael, you turned around to insult and compliment his move simultaneously but you were met with…strangeness.

“How the fuck did you manage to counteract? I thought I had caught you by surprise!”

Silence.

“Raph?”

He quickly turned around to not let you see his face. He felt like he was going to explode from overheating. Maybe it was the way your hair compliment your features so well, or maybe it was the smell of your shampoo…either way, he was obsessed. Once you figured he wouldn’t turn around, you excused yourself and epwent around the lair looking for a hairtie to replace your broken ribbon with.

He never confessed anything about this specific event, but he did tell you that he liked you more with your hair down.

The brains

Donatello was always so awkward…even after you began to officially date. It’s not like he doesn’t like you or anything it’s just that this stuff is still very new to him and can often feel unreal. Like wdym you can hold hands, kiss, cuddle, go on dates and all that stuff? WDYM YOU LIKE HIM BACK AND HE GETS TO ACTUALLY DO THIS STUFF WITH YOU INSTEAD OF JUST DAYDREAMING ABOUT IT??

And for the most part you have to take the initiative and grab his hand, steal a kiss, cuddle him or ask him out…but once you have shown him that it’s alright and he doesn’t need to overthink every single move, he will do all that stuff without hesitation or fear.

But there was this one time…

You bought brand new clothes and brought them to the lair to do a fashion show for your boyfriend in his lab, and at one point you came out with your personal favourite of the bunch. This long, light blue dress you had bought for your uncle’s wedding fit like a glove and once you finished putting it on, you walked out of the little homemade dressing room you two made on the spot.

“So? Whatcha think?”

He didn’t speak, he just…got closer, brushed his hand behind your hair and undid the high ponytail you had arranged a few hours earlier. Just like that, he got lost in your eyes for a couple of seconds before snapping back to reality and blushing like a schoolgirl.

“UH- I JUST THOUGHT YOU’D LOOK NICER IN THIS DRESS WITH YOUR HAIR DOWN I…FORGIVE ME I DIDN’T- I LIKE THE DRESS!!”

You couldn’t help but laugh. Not in a mean way, just a geniuine laugh before happily heading back to the dressing room.

Mikey

Even before dating, the energetic turtle loved to use you as his model. Of course, he’d never make you pose in a way that is uncomfortable for you but he absolutely loves to experiment, and now that you are his partner, he can do so without having to worry about the awkwardness or the inappropriateness of guiding you in the posing process.

It’s really impossible to tell when was the first time he has seen you with your hair down since this guy has probably seen you in more outfits and hairstyles than your mother, but a really cute and nice detail that I think is worth mentioning is that he actually does your hair. He will look up inspiration and then try his best to achieve the look he envisioned before getting to work with a smile on his face (I mean, drawing permits him to stare at you for long periods of time without looking weird sooo…)

And frankly, you love it. Well, he does too, but the feeling of his hands running through your hair is so relaxing, it feels way better than any hairdresser that has ever touched your scalp in your life. Plus, this way he gets to express his artsy side in more ways than just drawing! Thinking of your clothing, arranging your hairstyle and pose is really stimulating for him! His brothers always tease him for this but he always flexes about how he has found his muse (this guy is way too sweet for me to handle istg)

His sketchbook is filled with drawings of you <3

[cool-thymus]

i saw your post on the ninken smelling obito, and also the post on the ninken being on the rin mission, and now i am thinking. au where... we combine those facts.

Ninken: boss, boss! girl-teammate is this way, but goggles-teammate is that way!!!

Kakashi: WHAT.

And Kakashi's brain short-circuited!

That would be such a curious plot bunny to chase! I do realize that teen Kakashi was already a perfect shinobi able to think fast and act efficiently in any situation on the battlefield, but even so... if the ninken mentioned Obito in "yeah he is totally alive" way, Kakashi would momentarily stop functioning. Adult Kakashi had a panic attack mid-battle when he saw Obito (although the impact of the reveal was doubled if not tripled by Obito's "i'm a villain now" attitude). Kid Kakashi is still going through the loss, and his shared-trauma buddy was kidnapped, and he couldn't prevent it from happening yet again. I can see many ways this situation could unfold: Kakashi might go find Obito first and then unite forces and save Rin together (reliving the same horror scenario yet again); he could send ninken to investigate bc wdym it's Obito! go find the source, it can't be him!; he could think he'd been trapped in a genjutsu and his dogs aren't real; or he might just simply freeze.

If it's the last one, it'd be a perfect moment for Pakkun and older dogs to act as Kakashi's guardians and get him through his episode and help him make cohesive decisions. He shouldn't ve been alone out there. He is still a small child with so much pain, fear, and grief trapped underneath his composure that he was bound to break.

[bingbuang]

♡ Venture dating Headcanons + rambling ♡

Hello my rats <3 I'm gonna be rambling about smutty stuff, subby venture, that stuff, might be upsetting for some, so just be careful about what you read, and take care of yourselves!!! Love yall

So Sloan doesn't really date most of the time, but when they do, they have to be down BAD. Borderline simping bad. They'd do anything if you asked.

So. Many. Compliments. They give you so many compliments, hoping they might get some in return. They become slightly emotionally dependent, hoping for some praise. If they do get it, they're over the moon. If they don't, they're just awkwardly silent for a moment.

Venture doesn't realize how obvious it is when they like someone, and when they're confronted by it, they try to deny how obvious it was. (It doesn't work)

They are very affectionate with people, but especially with you. It's not too noticeable since they're very touchy-feely with everyone, *at first.*

What a casual side hug would be for someone else is now a full, tight front-to-front 10 second hug, and their face buried in the crook of your neck.

They will get lost staring at you, just mid conversation, and they space out looking at your beautiful face, and not even realize they're smiling until someone says something.

They randomly say the MOST romantic shit ever. "Y'know, you're the nicest person to look at." Or "I wish I could talk to you for hours."

Sloan is a pretty tall person (Abt 6'), so sometimes they'll sneakily place your things on higher shelves so they can "help".

when they're invited to things, they immediately ask 'And Y/N? What about them? Are they going?' no hesitation. Their teammates think it's quite sweet.

To ask you out, which will probably take forever because sometimes THEY don't even realize they have a crush, they do it at an excavation site, because why wouldn't they? They'd wait until sunset, watching it with you, and quietly say they've liked you for a long time. "Wdym you already knew?"

They get kinda flustered about how you already knew because they do not do a good job at hiding it. Not that they'd want to, they're very open.

If you start dating, Sloan will be so happy. Then, their expectations of themselves go super high. They have to be clean, smell nice, be romantic 25/8, that stuff. They try to be seductive and dominant, but it does not work.

"Hey, uh, are you um, uh.. a.. uh.. cuz yk I'm gonna, uh.. I mean like.. you.. uh..."

They're very awkward. They're smart enough to understand sexual innuendo, they're 26 obv, but they can not handle it. Just a simple hand on the thigh makes them blush and quiet.

Please please please please tease them

Alr probably gonna get NSFW now so leave if you are a baby, you been warned

So I'm a big ass lesbian, and I don't have a preference for venture and usually alternate between amab and afab, but I'll be doing afab for this one.

Sloan does not shave. Not their legs, their armpits, their pubes, they just don't. They don't like shaving, and think it's a waste of time. (Real tho)

They can be dominant or submissive depending on the situation. If you're teasing them and are sliding your hands under their clothes, it's unspoken that they'll be a sub. If you're acting needy, they'll be a dom. (I love subby venture)

they need your hands on their skin with a burning passion.

They love being pegged, it's their favorite. They'll suck it, put it in their ass, their pussy, they just need you in them.

You tried a collar and leash one time, and they *loved* it. They whimpered when you pulled on it, and got into a habit of asking for sex by giving you the collar and sitting next to you expectantly.

Again with the collar, they love pet names (puppy, baby, good boy) while using it. Sloan also loves it when you have the collar *juuuuust* a bit too tight. They also love it when you make them eat you out by pulling the leash until they're almost suffocating on you.

They've never really used sex toys before, so they're a bit surprised when you use a vibrator on them, but they're addicted within seconds.

It's easy to overstimulate them, and they love it. Beforehand, they take sure you both have a safe word, because Sloan keeps whining for you to "stop" when they don't mean it.

Please please please bite them. They love rough sex, being pinned down, being spanked(🤤), etc.

Again with the overstim kink, Sloan will request you set a timer for like 3-5 minutes where you fuck them as hard and rough as you want non-stop. (Your record for making them cum is 8 times in 5 minutes)

They are VERY vocal during sex. Straight up loud. They'll whimper and twitch, whining your name when they're close. The way their soft mewls then into breathy moans when you hit their g-spot.

They literally go cross-eyed if you fuck them hard enough, and WILL drool on the pillow.

That's all I can think of rn, feel free to message me, and/or drop your own Headcanons below! Love y'all! 🧀🐀